Every time I said the word "cuboid" I couldn't help but think of robots. Don't know why.
We became pros at using rulers today - we measured LENGTH and WIDTH and HEIGHT. Their powers combined (through multiplication of course), they are captain VOLUME! Capt. Volume comes to the rescue of the poor oppressed robots of the planet Cuboid. With his mighty ruler, he secures the poofiness of the robots' hair. Captain Volume - he's our hero!